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Did you hear that the UK Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps with pictures
of English football players on them.
People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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Did you hear about the UK politician who was found dead in an English football jersey?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his
family from the embarrassment.
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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break.
The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up
everything inside them is numbered."
The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded."
The fourth one says, "I prefer English football fans.
They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable."
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Q. If you see an English football fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A. It could be your bicycle.
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Q. What do English football fans and sperm have in common?
A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Q. What do you have when 100 English football fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
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Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road
and a dead English football fan on the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and Jimmy Hill.
You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the Jimmy Hill - twice.
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Q. What's the difference between the English and a jet engine?
A. A jet engine eventually stops whining.
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Q. How many English football fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Seven - one to change it, five to moan about it and the coach to say that if the ref had done
his job in the first place the light bulb would never have gone out.
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