Interviews with the TSTA

The Janny
Facilities Management Team Leader my ass. The Janny and his Janny Code of conduct ?....

Severed Heed
Is that a French Stick under your kilt? Or are you just pleased to see me?....

The Fugitive
Vaseline, Mustard and a cheese grater. What ever Scotsman wears under/on his kilt....
 
Gnasher
Is our Gnash a true canine? Where does he keep his bone? And can he lick his own bollocks?
 
Action Man
A fist full of smarties and a chip poke of pee. Our rubber-clad Action Man tells all. . .
 
The Captain
A sexy French barmaid with " Milk on Tap" and oor Captian want's a pint of lager!! Doh....

Boy Wonder
He has hair like Cameron Diaz & keeps bogey's in his fridge. The one & only Robin...

Twinkletoes
Lock up your granny. Twinkletoes has a loaded pen...

Baw Bags
Keep a good hold of your knickers girls or Baw Bag will be wearing them as his own...

The Webmaster
Keep this guy off the port,  ouzo, brandy, vodka, whisky..... and he'll drink Big Stuff under the table...

The Chieftain
A Central Defenders Bum with Crunchy Croutons. The sick world of The Chieftain...

Big Stuff
Pink Elephants and Willie Johnston. The crazy mind of Big Stuff...

Randall & Hopkirk (Diseased)
French Butchers, a Pheasants Arse and Burberry Pish Stains? Welcome to the TSTA...

Vice Captain
Three burdz wi' sussies and a sporran full of beaver. Vice Captains sorry existence...

Hamish
CreditCards sporran decides to reveal all...
"WARNING" - This article includes a full frontal beaver image

....More will follow on a Monthly basis....